Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
When you watch the sitcoms that were the big hits when I was growing up, TV was still just TV. It was… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what's fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
My passion for 'Star Trek' is actually rooted in my love of television and the art of franchise and a premise designed… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV.… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
If your ratings are high and there's money being made, you're allowed to be a perfectionist in television. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I think that casting is probably the most important thing in television production. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ensemble comedy, television… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Eight o'clock is hard no matter what network you're on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
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