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“Well, the average person comes home from work really tired,…” quote by Dan Harmon — Download Open image

“Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that's the least objectionable to them. They're not looking for their new favorite TV show because they know that that search will take forever and they'll go to bed unhappy.”

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