Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Eight o'clock is hard no matter what network you're on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
My passion for 'Star Trek' is actually rooted in my love of television and the art of franchise and a premise designed… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV.… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I guess working in the legitimate industry, the best thing you can take away from it is acceptance of the incompetence that… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
People often ask me about what constitutes a nerd-friendly show - like, does it have to have sci-fi elements? But I think… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I say what's in my head, and I'm on honest ground. That is worth so much, and I think it does make… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Audiences, as they get smaller, can intensify their relationship with the product, and so can the creative relationship with the people that… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
