Average Quotes

Academics are, on average, pussies.

— David Buss

I didn't come here to be average.

— Michael Jordan

Average is Your Enemy.

— Lance Armstrong

The average person thinks he isnt.

— Anonymous

I was a very average-at-best player.

— John Calipari

I'm an average, everyday girl.

— Chloe Grace Moretz

“average height would want”

— Lee Child

I don't go for average.

— Roy Choi

I was an average football player in college.

— Howie Long

The issues that most impact the average person are made at the local level.

— Erin Brockovich

My biggest fear in life is to be average.

— M. Night Shyamalan

The big win is when you refuse to settle for average or mediocre.

— Seth Godin

I refuse to let adversity allow me to be average.

— Mike Tyson

Obviously, you want to hit for average.

— Nolan Arenado

The average human has one breast and one testicle.

— Des MacHale

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

— Kin Hubbard

I had the benefit of experiencing a hundred times more than the average kid. I don't look back with regret at all.…

— Corin Nemec

On average, physicians interrupt patients within eighteen seconds of when they begin telling their story.

— Jerome Groopman

Dodge City is one town where the average bad man of the West not only finds his equal, but finds himself badly…

— Andy Adams

The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine.

— Moby

Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were…

— Bill Maher

The average food item on a U.S. grocery shelf has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacations.

— Barbara Kingsolver

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the…

— Bruce Barton

The testosterone levels of a normal male can be anywhere from 300-1,000 nanograms. For the average female, it's 10-70. Mine is around 7.

— Fallon Fox

I used to be a mad hitter. And then I learned the longer you wait out the ball, the better you see…

— George Brett

No institution can possibly survive if it needs geniuses or supermen to manage it. It must be organized in such a way…

— Peter Drucker

I come from a world where the word 'trauma' doesn't exist, because we are too poor. I didn't have an easy life…

— Ayaan Hirsi Ali

“For shows too thoroughly average to start with to do anything as dramatic as jumping the shark, the author suggests "slipping off…

— Josh Kurp

[On gay men:] Let me say, a more artistic, appreciative group of people for the arts does not exist ... They are…

— Bette Davis

Jim Morrison was a well-built boy, larger than average, and young enough to maintain the engorged silent connection right through the residue…

— Grace Slick

I most definitely would not buy the 'Daily Mail,' which pours a kind of livid torpor into the eyelids of the average…

— Charles Hazlewood

Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world's greatest golfers. However, it's even more important to the average player. Attack this…

— Greg Norman

The issues which mattered to me as an activist, mainly things like prison reform and AIDS, have less of a chance of…

— Rachel Maddow

For the third year in a row, the United States has set a record for winter warmth, federal scientists reported yesterday. With…

— William K. Stevens

Let people who have to observe sickness and death look back and try to register in their observation the appearances which have…

— Florence Nightingale

The problem in our country isn't with books being banned, but with people no longer reading. Look at the magazines, the newspapers…

— Ray Bradbury

There are signs that the age of petroleum has passed its zenith. Adjusted for inflation, a barrel of crude oil now sells…

— James Buchan

The reason for your poor projections is often right in front of you. Whether you are using statistical analysis or just an…

— Des MacHale

The number of people displaced by dams is estimated at between 40 million and 80 million, most of them in China and…

— Paul Brown

Average Jones had come by his nickname inevitably. His parents had foredoomed him to it when they furnished him with the initials…

— Samuel Hopkins Adams