“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear… — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly,… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“boys don't like smart girls they like push-around-in-a-cart kinda girls target-for-their-dart kinda girls meat-for-their-shark kinda girls” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“Anything well done has the feeling of death to me, of being finished. I don't want to "master" anything. I want to… — Lisa Crystal Carver Copy Share Image
Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“One time, she waddled out and showed Peg her bandages from her last suicide attempt, which invokes sympathy in some, but usually… — David James Keaton Copy Share Image
“...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she’s got.”… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“Lessons for Leaders Humor is one of the most effective leadership tools. The ability to use humor skillfully has served American presidents… — Dennis N. T. Perkins Copy Share Image
“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?” — Leot Felton Copy Share Image
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are. — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
