“ Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I… — Vicki Keire Copy Share Image
“When you get to Hell look for me; I'll be sitting in the hot-tub waiting." Cate Harlow FOR I HAVE SINNED by… — Kristen Houghton Copy Share Image
“Ordinarily, anyone who made such a remark to my face would go to the top of my short list for strychnine.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“When I arrived the News was three years old and Ed Lotterman was on the verge of a breakdown. To hear him… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“I got presents as a kid. That stopped in my teens. The small family gifts were gone. Replaced by dark humor –… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
“I glanced up at the trees too. Dead. Every one of them gray and white, needles rusted, leaves shriveled at the tips… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
“The world had been divided into … parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“No, I’m not shy." I folded my arms across my shell-covered chest. The press of the hard material against my sensitive nipples… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than… — Patrick Bateman Copy Share Image
