Dark humor Quote by Gena Showalter

Stridey-Man: " Want 2 vaca w/me?" William: "Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type" Stridey-Man: "I'm everyone's type. So U in or out?…

— Gena Showalter

“Be honest, Do I give off a vibe that says 'No, handsome stud, I don't want you to make a pass at me,' while…

— Melissa Kantor

“What did you do to your hair? I don’t like it as much.” His brow knitted. “How do you like it?” “I prefer the…

— Sherry Thomas

“During our first forays out as a couple, I blushed a lot, felt dizzy with my luck, unable to contain the nearly exploding fact…

— Maggie Nelson

“You know, you're hot and you've got that badass manly man thing going and I'm crazily attracted to you, but honestly, I suspect you're…

— Stephanie Rowe

“Standing near the wall, surrounded by what looked like a group of total fratty jockish dudes, was a man. A very fine man. He…

— T.J. Klune

“It was silly, but I couldn’t let go of the hope that one day he’d walk in, look at me, smile and maybe pop…

— Kristen Ashley

“She approached me with enough sex appeal to stampede a businessmen’s lunch and tilted her head to finger a stray, but not very stray,…

— Raymond Chandler

“Fuck you. (Dev) Thank you so much for the offer, but while you do have a certain feminine quality in your demeanor and a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“When he sees the state that he’s brought me to, his lips curl in to a heart-stopping smirk. “You want this, don’t you, sweetness…

— Harper Sloan

“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.”

— Nicki Elson

“...But I didnt want to set any trends. I just wanted to have sexy hair”

— Jessica Verday