Dark humor Quote by Chuck Wendig Download Open image ““I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black”” — Chuck Wendig ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Right now
“Okay, but I swear if you make me watch Frozen more than once, I will never watch with you again. Me: You don’t want… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“What's a colder word for freezing?" Jackson asks, bundled from head to toe in my dad's coat, hat gloves, and the scarf I forced… — Adam Silvera Copy Share Image
“It was all coming together. Now, if she could just find Snow White’s identity. It was curled in the corner of her mind like… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“She felt it again—that familiar shiver, as if a psychotic snowman had crept up behind her and was breathing down her neck. She turned,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Just you wait, Abby Johnston. My coolness will hit you like a tsunami. You will be carried along by its raging power. You will… — Sarah Darer Littman Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” — Deirdre Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Snow is...a beautiful reminder of life and all its quirks. It makes me pause. Think. Stay still. Even my mind takes the hint. It… — R.B. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Just once you might try to give me an answer that would please me, Lord Snow.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I crossed the street. The snow felt rather good, but then I’m a monster.” — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've got a… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
When in doubt, the rule of threes is a rule that plays well with all of storytelling. When describing a thing? No more than… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“Things happen in this life. Sometimes they're good things, and sometimes they're bad things. You have to come to terms with the bad things,… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“On the worst day of writing, the work is instructive. On the best day, the act is transcendent.” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“Stories have the power to make people feel. To give a shit. To change their opinions. To change the world.” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“You thought what? That because you’re a nice guy, my panties will just drop because you deserve to have my thighs around your ears?… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“Today is a day of celebration. We have triumphed over villainy and oppression and have given our Alliance—and the galaxy beyond it—a chance to… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“Write as much as you can. As fast as you can. Finish your shit. Hit your deadlines. Try very hard not to suck.” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image