Lemony Snicket

“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.”

— Lemony Snicket

“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story…

— Lemony Snicket

“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with…

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“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans,…

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“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.”

— Lemony Snicket

“Baudelaire children had a slightly different”

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“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when…

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“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest…

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“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can…

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“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you…

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“Uncle Monty tell”

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“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in…

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“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was…

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“To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead.”

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“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all…

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“villains need to develop a villainous laugh, so that they may simultaneously celebrate their villainous deeds and frighten whatever nonvillainous people happen…

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“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"…

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“I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love…

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“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry…

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“No lo entendían, pero, como tantos otros sucesos desafortunados de la vida, no por no entenderlos dejan de ser ciertos”

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“Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.”

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“Although 'jumping to conclusions' is an expression, rather than an activity, it is as dangerous as jumping off a cliff, jumping in…

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“If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have not -…

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“But like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.”

— Lemony Snicket

“Klaus watched his sister leave the library and felt a wave of hopelessness wash over him.”

— Lemony Snicket