“It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“No one's interesting in their story," Count Olaf said scornfully. "Even if you wrote down every last detail, no one would read… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Violet stayed still as a statue. She hadn't been listening to the last speech of Count Olaf's, knowing it would be full… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“A fair deal, as everyone knows, is when both people give something of more or less equal value. If you were bored… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fair,” Klaus said finally, but he said it so quietly that the departing islanders probably did not hear. Only his… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of fears; rational and irrational - or, in simple terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf was so obsessed with getting his filthy hands on the money that he hatched a devious plan that gives me… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It pain me to tell you that once again Count Olaf would appear with yet another disgusting scheme, and that Mr. Poe… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They wondered how many other eyes were in Count Olaf's house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Look!" Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. "Genghis has an eye tattoo, like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“At this point in the story, I feel obliged to interrupt and give you one last warning. As I said at the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
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