““They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was a very lonely prospect. The Baudelaire children sat in sad silence awhile, and they were each thinking the same thing: They wished that their parents had never been killed in the fire, and that their lives had never been turned topsy-turvy the way they had. If only the Baudelaire parents were still alive, the youngsters wouldn't even have heard of Count Olaf, let alone have him settling into their home and undoubtedly making evil plants””
![“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan, and time after time he had escaped-and all Mr. Poe had ever done was cough.” quote by Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/086/lemony-snicket-663_coughing_time-after-time-he-count-olaf-had-come-v_1171953.jpg)
![“No one's interesting in their story," Count Olaf said scornfully. "Even if you wrote down every last detail, no one would read such a dreadful thing. [...]” quote by Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a7b/lemony-snicket-663_count-olaf_no-one-s-interesting-in-their-story-coun_404395.jpg)
![“The makeup [for Count Olaf] took about two and a half hours every morning. The meditation was another hour and a half. I would eat a big breakfast - that was probably 45 minutes. And then it was lunch.” quote by Neil Patrick Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fd4/neil-patrick-harris-2281_big-break_the-makeup-for-count-olaf-took-about-two_736191.jpg)
