“It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No one's interesting in their story," Count Olaf said scornfully. "Even if you wrote down every last detail, no one would read… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Violet stayed still as a statue. She hadn't been listening to the last speech of Count Olaf's, knowing it would be full… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
The makeup [for Count Olaf] took about two and a half hours every morning. The meditation was another hour and a half.… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“A fair deal, as everyone knows, is when both people give something of more or less equal value. If you were bored… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fair,” Klaus said finally, but he said it so quietly that the departing islanders probably did not hear. Only his… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of fears; rational and irrational - or, in simple terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf was so obsessed with getting his filthy hands on the money that he hatched a devious plan that gives me… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed. I'm no worse than anyone else," Count… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It pain me to tell you that once again Count Olaf would appear with yet another disgusting scheme, and that Mr. Poe… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They wondered how many other eyes were in Count Olaf's house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I like [Count] Olaf's wardrobe, because the whole thing seems like it should be a period piece in many ways, and yet… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I did enjoy singing the song, called "The Count", which is Count Olaf's big song that he sings to the kids when… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“Look!" Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. "Genghis has an eye tattoo, like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“At this point in the story, I feel obliged to interrupt and give you one last warning. As I said at the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
![“No one's interesting in their story," Count Olaf said scornfully. "Even if you wrote down every last detail, no one would read such a dreadful thing. [...]” quote by Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a7b/lemony-snicket-663_count-olaf_no-one-s-interesting-in-their-story-coun_404395.jpg)
![“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan, and time after time he had escaped-and all Mr. Poe had ever done was cough.” quote by Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/086/lemony-snicket-663_coughing_time-after-time-he-count-olaf-had-come-v_1171953.jpg)
![“The makeup [for Count Olaf] took about two and a half hours every morning. The meditation was another hour and a half. I would eat a big breakfast - that was probably 45 minutes. And then it was lunch.” quote by Neil Patrick Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fd4/neil-patrick-harris-2281_big-break_the-makeup-for-count-olaf-took-about-two_736191.jpg)
![“I like [Count] Olaf's wardrobe, because the whole thing seems like it should be a period piece in many ways, and yet the date is non-specific. So I would wear cloaks and jackets, but also turtlenecks. I was a little beatnik, and kind of hipster in that way.” quote by Neil Patrick Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/257/neil-patrick-harris-2281_beatnik_i-like-count-olaf-s-wardrobe-because-the_2295272.jpg)
