Coughing Quote by Lemony Snicket

“I am sorry to say that Mr. Poe had not done a very good job so far, and that the Baudelaires had learned that…

— Lemony Snicket

“It pain me to tell you that once again Count Olaf would appear with yet another disgusting scheme, and that Mr. Poe would once…

— Lemony Snicket

“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away from them.…

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“This isn’t fair,” Klaus said finally, but he said it so quietly that the departing islanders probably did not hear. Only his sisters heard…

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“… and the Baudelaire orphans climbed aboard, turning the tables of their lives and breaking their unfortunate cycle for the very first time.”

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“No one's interesting in their story," Count Olaf said scornfully. "Even if you wrote down every last detail, no one would read such a…

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And hence the poet must seek to be essentially anonymous, He must die a little death each morning, He must swallow his toad and…

— Delmore Schwartz

“You need to be careful of people who tell you that adventure exists at the next turn--because it turns out that they are not…

— Christopher Herz

“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your…

— Lemony Snicket

“He washed up on a desert island, where he incurred the most remarkable series of mishaps that somehow kept turning out for the best.…

— David Bromige

“Some Stories Begin At The End Of Times”

— Michael J. Frey

“It was not very long after this that there occurred the first of the mysterious events that rid us at last of the captain,…

— Robert Louis Stevenson