“One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway. Knowing… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are many, many things that are difficult in this life, but one thing that isn't difficult at all is figuring out… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“No matter how many slow and complicated mysteries I encounters in my life, I still hope that one day a slow and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I have seen many amazing things in my long and troubled life history. I have seen a series of corridors built entirely… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If this were a book written to entertain small children, you would know what would happen next. With the villain's identity and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“With you away, it is as if all the letters in my life are scrambled into an anagram, and I will not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“O, great wise man,' she said, 'I have been wondering so many things. Is life more than sitting at home doing the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I was tired of working in the lumber industry,” Phil said. “I was sure I could find a better job, and look… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
There are those who say life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Some people say that a sunrise is a miracle, because it is somewhat mysterious and often very beautiful, but other people say… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, events in one's life become clearer through the prism of experience, a phrase which simply means that things tend to be… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The central theme of Anna Karenina," he said, "is that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
