Quote by Lemony Snicket Download Open image ““Uncle Monty tell”” — Lemony Snicket ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav. I wish… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Now, get in the damn jeep. It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity, but the Baudelaire orphans… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There were two types of strong men: those like Uncle Monty and Abe Steinheim, remorseless about their making money, and those like my father,… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“In the future, we will all enjoy our 15 minutes of privacy.” SCOTT MONTY, FORD” — Erik Qualman Copy Share Image
“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“That's too bad," Mr. Hall said, opening Door 1. "You've won a goat." "But you didn't open another door yet or give me a… — Monty Hall Copy Share Image
You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
“so your uncle tells your brother, “There’s more chairs in the shed.” And your brother says, under his breath so almost no one can… — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was a very… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
