Quote by Lemony Snicket

“Uncle Monty tell”

— Lemony Snicket

“So many doors around here, I'm surprised your name isn't Monty Hall.”

— Randall Kenneth Drake

“Now, get in the damn jeep. It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity, but the Baudelaire orphans…

— Lemony Snicket

“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.”

— Abigail Gibbs

“Language is a house with a host of doors, and I am too often uninvited and without the keys.”

— Monique Truong

“of course, even in the hall, you must begin trying to obey the rules which are common to the whole house.”

— C.S. Lewis

“I only gave you two rules. Stay out of my way and don’t invade my privacy.”

— A.E. Murphy

“Archie.' 'Yes, sir.' 'Do I ever intrude in your private affairs?' 'Yes, sir. Frequently. But you think you don't, so go right ahead.”

— Rex Stout

“The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear even the…

— Angela Quarles

“Thank you Mr. Carroll. You will have to excuse my cousin; he seems to have lost his mind along with his manners.”

— KaraLynne Mackrory

“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.”

— George R.R. Martin

“It's cold. You should come inside.”

— Sarah Dessen Lock and Key