“In my opinion, children should be seen and not heard. I'm an adult, so it follows that I should be heard and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But the children knew, as I�m sure you know, that the worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The children had been using these spatulas as oars, but rowing a boat is very hard work, particularly if one’s traveling companions… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If this were a book written to entertain small children, you would know what would happen next. With the villain's identity and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been small children in great distress, and if they… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The children nodded in agreement, and rose from the table. Leaving their dirty breakfast dishes behind, which is not a good thing… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The children knew, as I'm sure you know, that there is usually no reason to be afraid of the dark, but even… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire children wolfed down the peach, and under normal circumstances, it would not have been polite to eat something so quickly… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Normally I don't approve of children staying up late,' he said finally, 'unless they are reading a very good book, seeing a… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Mr. Poe couldn't think of anything else to say that might have comforted the Baudelaire orphans, but I wish now that I… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It made the Baudelaire sisters a little sad to see all those books sitting in the library unread and unnoticed, like stray… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Mr. Poe, who led the way, didn't seem to notice the hedges at all, possibly because he was busy coaching the children… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else your co-star, perhaps, or… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
