“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Every problem has a solution,' the doorman said. 'At least, that's what a close associate of mine says. Sometimes it just takes… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are few sights sadder than a ruined book, but Klaus had no time to be sad.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Page thirteen of the Baudelaire file was not a crowded sheet of paper - there was just one photography and a sentence… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been small children in great distress, and if they… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Morning is one of the best times for thinking. When one has just woken up, but hasn't yet gotten out of bed,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Wicked people never have time for reading,” Dewey said. “It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When the bald associate had mentioned a sleeping beauty, he was referring to a fairy tale that you have probably heard one… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“… and the Baudelaire orphans climbed aboard, turning the tables of their lives and breaking their unfortunate cycle for the very first time.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Tea is difficult to drink quickly, because it is hot and needs time to steep, and so a cup of tea forces… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But you can't invent things like time,' Violet said. 'You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
There are those who say life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You're the inventor," Klaus answered, buttoning his coat. "But you can't invent things like time,” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When you read as many books as Klaus Baudelaire, you are going to learn a great deal of information that might not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, events in one's life become clearer through the prism of experience, a phrase which simply means that things tend to be… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Klaus, and Sunny had been many, many times to Mr. Poe’s office at the bank, where he coughed and talked on the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. The terrible phone call, the rainstorm, the sinister knock on… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. You can look at a painting for… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
