Turkeys Quotes

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

— James Patterson

Europe will get a stable and prosperous Turkey.

— Olli Rehn

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I look like a turkey with leukemia.

— Birdman

“Never judge an eagle by the opinion of turkeys.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

When in Turkey, do as the turkeys do.

— Honore de Balzac

I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey.

— Yahya Jammeh

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

— Johnny Carson

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.

— Adam Sandler

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

— Dave Barry

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

— Kin Hubbard

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

— Kevin Hart

To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense.

— Gerrit Smith

Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters.

— Archibald Rutledge

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

— Hank Ketcham

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

— Marc Forgione

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

Taking stock of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' a decade later, the Financial Times concluded that the US won the war, Iran won the…

— Joschka Fischer

Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my…

— Amanda Lindhout

Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby…

— Talaat Pasha

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need…

— Conan O'Brien

“Few seem to be able to eat a turkey leg at Disneyland without splattering tsunami scale grease, so grab plenty of napkins…

— Leslie Le Mon

Whether [Turkey] is a NATO country or not, it doesn't have the right to invade any other country according to the international…

— Bashar al-Assad

Gloucestershire police must be the envy of the human rights-abusing cop world. From Turkey to Indonesia they will say, 'Kidnapping peace protestors!…

— Mark Thomas

The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from…

— Mark Geragos

Peace is an Excellent Thing, and War is a great Misfortune. But there are Many things More valuable than Peace, and many…

— Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston

A connoisseur of gastronomy was congratulated on his appointment as a director of indirect contributions at Periguex: and, above all, in the…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Greece is a sort of American vassal; the Netherlands is the country of American bases that grow like tulip bulbs; Cuba is…

— Anonymous

“THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do…

— Mark Twain

Those truffled turkeys, of which the reputation and the price are still increasing, appear like beneficient stars, and make the eyes sparkle…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for…

— Queen Latifah

The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey…

— Bob Schieffer

I confess that my stomach does not take to this style of cooking. I cannot accept calves sweetbreads swimming in a salty…

— Voltaire

unlike other countries, we're not skeptical at all when it comes to EU expansion. In fact, we are in favor of admitting…

— Lech Kaczynski

Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or…

— Gary Yourofsky

When the U.S. asks for the extradition of a terrorist, if Turkey doesn't have that individual on the terror list, what do…

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are…

— Marie Dressler

First, educate yourself about what a vegan diet entails and why it is beneficial to your health. You need to understand and…

— Gary Player

Even if nonpolluting power were feasible and abundant, the use of energy on a massive scale acts on society like a drug…

— Ivan Illich

Wake up now, look alive, for here is a day off work just to praise Creation: the turkey, the squash, and the…

— Barbara Kingsolver