Turkeys Quotes · Page 3

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.

— Adam Sandler

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!

— Gordon Jump

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

— Corey Feldman

Most people don't realize turkeys are friendly, they're social, they're loyal, they have emotions.

— Shannon Elizabeth

The turkey has a destiny which ends on San Martino's day.

— Anonymous

We've got a lot of the meal left to go. Should we move on from the turkey?

— Ari Shapiro

I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it.

— Tom Cruise

And the separatist terrorist organization, PKK, had easy access to Turkey to, inside Turkey.

— Bulent Ecevit

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat ……

— Dane Cook

There's been quite a clear upswing in nationalist sentiments. Everyone is talking about it, in Turkey as well.

— Orhan Pamuk

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

— John Harvey Kellogg

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard…

— Marian Burros

Personally, I've always been a philanthropist. I've always given away turkeys and did gift giveaways.

— JaVale McGee

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

— George Carlin

Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

— Mary Schmich

We're all turkeys! Some of us are running around with our heads cut off, some of us are flapping our wings that…

— Phil Collins

Still I have been invited I don't know how many times to Turkey, where Turkey has been following very quickly in the…

— Tariq Ramadan

I do agree that in particular, Turkey and the Gulf nations have got to make up their minds. Are they going to…

— Hillary Clinton

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a…

— Topher Grace

Heaped on the floor were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings,…

— Charles Dickens

Talk about national interests: When we went in with Operation Iraqi Freedom, some of our allies, Turkey, for example, would not let…

— Roger Wicker

Mr. Shaw came for a short time recently to be regarded less as an author than as an incident in the European…

— Robert Wilson Lynd

In any form or fashion, people are finding a way to inflict pain and sadness on people, on a daily basis. We…

— Edwin Hodge

I've been intrigued by 'Le Monde' ever since work took me to Paris once, and I noted that on a day when…

— Simon Hoggart

I have been a long-time advocate for a just Arab-Israeli peace and for Palestinian refugees. Today, as you are aware, Turkey, Lebanon,…

— Queen Noor of Jordan

I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than…

— Anonymous

I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a…

— Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes we adopt certain beliefs when we're children and use them automatically when we become adults, without ever checking them out against…

— Charlotte Sophia Kasl

If some people keep saying that the press is still not free in Turkey, then I would like to say this: there…

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

If in the past, you didn't cry out when thousands of protesters were killed and injured by Turkey, Egypt and Libya, when…

— Hillel Neuer

I met with many of - a number of [Syrian] refugees in Berlin the other day, and I was struck by how…

— John F. Kerry

Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will…

— David Sedaris

I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili.

— Joely Fisher

Dan watched in awe. "I didn't know you talk Turkey." "I speak Turkish.

— Peter Lerangis

Turkey is widely envied while there are very serious troubles in the world economy.

— Ali Babacan

Turkey will "inevitably" join the EU in our lifetime unless we vote to leave.

— Michael Gove

If you want to soar like an eagle in life, you can't be flocking with the turkeys.

— Warren Buffett

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

— Grace Slick

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

— Kristen Schaal

You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.

— Joel Osteen