Different Quote by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.

— George Carlin

For the big holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving, we always have turkey.

— Steve Doocy

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

— Alton Brown

Homemade stuffing is my favorite thing about Thanksgiving. I wish people served it more than just once a year.

— Troy Gentile

I am fond of turkey with all the stuffing, which is my favourite!

— Catherine Tresa

Now that I'm an adult and have a big say in what we eat on Christmas Day, turkey doesn't even make it on to…

— John Lanchester

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

— Kevin Nealon

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut…

— Bob Saget

It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you have to…

— Ina Garten

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.

— Ina Garten

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

— Bo Burnham

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

— Pippa Middleton