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Humor Quote by George Carlin

“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in…” quote by George Carlin
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““If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow!””

George Carlin

About This Quote

A darkly humorous suggestion to create a hidden, cheeky tattoo that reads 'Mom' when viewed from a certain angle, highlighting absurdity in self-expression and shock value.

In simple terms: Irreverent humor about tattoos and hidden messages.

Key Takeaway

Subverts expectations with a vulgar visual gag.

Themes

dark humor subversive body art shock value absurdity

Mood

playful irreverent provocative

Type

joke anecdote satire

When to use this quote

  • private jokes between friends
  • intimate moments
  • rebellious self‑expression
  • practical jokes

Key Concepts

tattoo culture social taboos visual wordplay

Practical Applications

  • Comedy writing
  • social media meme creation

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this reveal about the line between humor and offensiveness?
  • How does the hidden message challenge social norms?
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