Feels Quotes by George Carlin

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

— George Carlin

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.

— George Carlin

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.

— George Carlin

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

— George Carlin

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

— George Carlin

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his…

— George Carlin

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to…

— George Carlin

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and…

— George Carlin

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when…

— George Carlin

The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the…

— George Carlin

I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.…

— George Carlin

My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes…

— George Carlin

Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: 'I'm saving food!' Then a…

— George Carlin

No one has to come see my shows who doesn't like me talking about white Christians. They are free not buy a…

— George Carlin

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World…

— George Carlin

Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us…

— George Carlin

I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think…

— George Carlin

I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?…

— George Carlin

I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have…

— George Carlin

I don't think drugs are a problem; I think they're a symptom. As long as Americans are empty, spiritually, emotionally, morally empty,…

— George Carlin

The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god - that there's a man in the sky with 10 things…

— George Carlin

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't…

— George Carlin

As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone,…

— George Carlin

Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a…

— George Carlin

My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or…

— George Carlin

Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or…

— George Carlin

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only…

— George Carlin

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him.…

— George Carlin

That's really a part of my nature , it goes along with autonomy and independence of action - it's just that I…

— George Carlin