Littles Quotes by George Carlin

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

— George Carlin

You get to play with people's little danger zones.

— George Carlin

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

— George Carlin

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

— George Carlin

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know…

— George Carlin

In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time…

— George Carlin

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just…

— George Carlin

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going…

— George Carlin

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to…

— George Carlin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?…

— George Carlin

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

— George Carlin

I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . .

— George Carlin

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem…

— George Carlin

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World…

— George Carlin

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint,…

— George Carlin

Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it…

— George Carlin

I find that an entertainer is quite content to sit still, and I think an artist always has a little motion, always…

— George Carlin

One of the interesting things about "outsidership" is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I…

— George Carlin

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will…

— George Carlin

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy…

— George Carlin

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like…

— George Carlin

There are a lot of little things about our bodies that we all know, but we never talk about. That's what interests…

— George Carlin

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like…

— George Carlin

There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what,…

— George Carlin

I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing.…

— George Carlin

People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a…

— George Carlin

Early in my career I was divided because I had the real self underneath: the lawbreaker, the anarchist, the person who swims…

— George Carlin

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

— George Carlin

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

— George Carlin

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

— George Carlin

I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism.…

— George Carlin

My history of moving away from drugs is not the kind you hear from most people. Certainly not from celebrities, especially those…

— George Carlin

People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause…

— George Carlin