Breakfast Quote by George Carlin

“It's a harmless breakfast." "Nothing harmless about what he whips up. His parents are chefs, so he's picked up a few tips and anything…

— Veronica Blade

“What I ate for breakfast on school mornings was one buttered roll--a soft roll, not a hard roll--and one cup of cocoa; any attempt…

— Esther Hautzig

“Breakfast should always come before sleuthing.”

— Shannon Hale

“Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.”

— Laura C Goodwin

“I did it." Who leaves a message like that? Who is so paranoid that they have to be so cryptic? If this wasn't day…

— Julie Halpern

Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast.

— Anonymous

“But I don’t want my kid to come out with a cheese head because his daddy’s ding dong kept playing Whac-A-Mole.”

— Harper Sloan

We had our breakfasts--whatever happens in a house, robbery or murder, it doesn't matter, you must have your breakfast.

— Wilkie Collins

“Naughty little boys who don't eat their vegetables get their bottoms smacked and go to bed without pudding,”

— Richard Rider

It's a dangerous thing when someone gets up in the morning and has nothing to eat.

— Bashar al-Assad

“All the kids from daycare are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no you can't go to the bathroom. You…

— Adam Mansbach

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

— Anonymous