Quote by Harper Sloan

“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a…

— Addison Moore

“I’m not pulling your leg, Chelcie!  I’m serious right now.  I need to know these things.  If Beck and I decide to have kids,…

— Harper Sloan

“that kid may not carry my DNA, but by God, I don’t care. I love that little shit like my own and I want…

— Heather M. Orgeron

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was…

— Andrea Portes

“That’s gross! Mister Hop had his tongue in your mouth!” After which he instantly turned to his father and kept yelling, “You do that…

— Kristen Ashley

“Well said, old mole!”

— Shakespeare

“I despise child molesters!”

— Aaron B. Powell

“Ten snorted. “Like I want to hold your damn kid.” “Hey!” I spun to deliver him a nasty glare. “Watch your mouth around my…

— Linda Kage

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid…

— V. Theia

“The thing was, with parenting grown children, you had to learn to hold your tongue. If you wanted them to tell you anything, that…

— Joanna Trollope

“You need to know all this stuff, of course, because some of these new moms will lose their impacted shit on you if they…

— Samantha Irby