Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Teacher: You should know this!You learned it 3 years ago! Me:Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night!

— Anonymous

I can remember weird things from way back, but not what I had for breakfast.

— Lee Mack

I haven't really eaten breakfast since high school.

— Domo Genesis

Since I was really small, my mum says I wouldn't talk at breakfast because I would just read the back of the cereal packet.

— Sara Pascoe

Learn to eat problems for breakfast

— Alfred Armand Montapert

I havent really eaten breakfast since high school.

— Domo Genesis

TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week!

— Anonymous

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.

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