If there must be a trouble let it be in my day, then my children can live in peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be… — Aicel Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
It's so funny when both of you are close enough on text.. but can't dare to great each other when you see… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love how you love me, and just knowing you are there loving me, makes me stronger, and more confident¦ With your… — Karen Kostyla Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a lover not a friend, somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to, I'm looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get… — Fahim Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every… — SAM (THE BEST Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
