Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
I've always wanted to be a back sleeper, but every time I've tried, my boobs plug my nostrils. — Kelly Palmer Copy Share Image
When your Boo Thing wakes up in the morning, I wanna be the first thing on their mind — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It has become socially acceptable for a baby to suck anything, be it bottle, dummy, soft toy, blanket or the nearest adult finger, while… — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right before making… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A sleeping baby is one of the cutest things ever! It makes all those late nights totally worth it! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
