Humor Quote by John Swartzwelder

“Why would anyone want to stand in a crowded place for hours, screaming at the top of their voice to chat with a friend,…

— Imbolo Mbue

I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.

— Colin Powell

I don't know why pipo say they slept like a baby , when babies wake up like every two hours screaming.

— Kelvin

And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to lie down…

— Jenny Offill

“It were … she’d fell asleep, and she’d fell asleep on him. Like she trusted him that much she could just sleep, she were…

— Stacia Kane

Sleeping like an internet person takes commitment, it all starts in the late afternoon.

— Troye Sivan

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

“I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.”

— Jarod Kintz

I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.

— Anonymous

My mind is often half-sleeping, like in a daydream.

— Agnes Varda

I love sleeping. Its like being dead, but without the commitment.

— Brii Ann

Meditating takes on a different quality when someone taps you on the shoulder and says, "Dad, why are you sleeping like that?"

— Misha Collins