Humor Quote by John Swartzwelder

“I kept pretending to sleep. This was hard, the trailing touch at my underwear felt good. Hi fingers went into my hair at the…

— Kristen Ashley

“Last night I slept like a baby. In a crib.”

— Jarod Kintz

“All my life until that night, I’d never heard such a horrible and unforgettable sound. When I did, I woke with a start,”

— John Searles

“I'm tired again this morning. Was I sleepwalking in your nightmares again last night?”

— Alfa H

“I was starting to think I had been waking up to the wrong alarm clock all these years.”

— Nichole Chase

“That scream left her mouth and entered my head, where it's been ever since, sometimes waking me up at night.”

— K. Martin Beckner

“I had been having trouble sleeping, and had found that actually getting up was marginally preferable to lying in my bed batting away the…

— Jojo Moyes

“When I was all set to go, when I had my bags and all, I stood for a while next to the stairs and…

— J.D. Salinger

“I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom. ”

— Maureen Johnson

“I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and start running down the street in my underwear,…

— Lauren Oliver

“Like when people say they slept like a baby. Do they mean they slept well? Or do they mean they woke up every ten…

— Lee Child

“And they fell asleep like children.”

— Richard Yates