Baby Quote by Jenny Offill

“I remember the mantra of visitors when she was a newborn—sleep when the baby sleeps! And I wanted to laugh. I wanted to say,…

— Ruth Ware

“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.”

— John Swartzwelder

“All my life until that night, I’d never heard such a horrible and unforgettable sound. When I did, I woke with a start,”

— John Searles

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“Like when people say they slept like a baby. Do they mean they slept well? Or do they mean they woke up every ten…

— Lee Child

“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually…

— Amber Dusick

“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.”

— Various

We got the bubble headed bleached blonde comes on at five, She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her…

— Don Henley

“I kept pretending to sleep. This was hard, the trailing touch at my underwear felt good. Hi fingers went into my hair at the…

— Kristen Ashley

I used to tell people I slept on the floor, in my songs.

— Roddy Ricch

“Last night I slept like a baby. In a crib.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing comes to a "sleeper" but a "dream"...wake up!”

— Frederick Germaine