“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because… — Jarod Kintz Life Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab.… — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory… — Jarod Kintz Ice cube Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Fashion Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have… — Jarod Kintz Friendship Copy Share Image
“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize… — Jarod Kintz Every day Copy Share Image
“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.” — Jarod Kintz Missing Person Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you… — Jarod Kintz Birthday Copy Share Image
“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.” — Jarod Kintz Money Copy Share Image
“Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious stones found there, such as sapphires and rubies.” — Jarod Kintz Precious stones Copy Share Image
“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut her up into eight slices and serve her to… — Jarod Kintz Family Copy Share Image
“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. Well, two of the joys.” — Jarod Kintz Joy Copy Share Image
“I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle difference is between being a stiff and having a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I tried to mail our love, it’s irregular shape and unknowable dimensions would make it difficult to box up. That’s why… — Jarod Kintz Asking too many questions Copy Share Image
