Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Besides, everyone knows politicians are the most trusted people on the planet—how could they possibly hide anything, being in constant contact with so many…

— Susan Kaye Quinn

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“to me it sounded more like a pack of thieves making a deal, but then to me no human activity is so reliably boring…

— hf saint

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morphed into private serpent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“he crawled on across the farmyard, keeping as low as he could, but trying to watch every direction, too. He had never thought he…

— Robert Jordan

“Sometimes, small minds seem to take the day. Election fraud. A migratory plague. Less and less surprises us as odd.”

— Tracy K. Smith

“There is no one more sinister or dangerous than an ambitious yet characterless Politician!”

— Robert Anthony Kerr

“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...You haven't I suppose ever mixed with politicians at close quarters. They're awful...their stupidity is inhuman.”

— Robert Skidelsky

“He sounds like a politician running for office.”

— March Lions