Time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I nearly wrecked the universe. He wanted…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get you to pay attention.”

— Michael Forte

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t you want to make love better?
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— Jarod Kintz

“Man always behave like a snail on the railway! He thinks he has infinite time and moves accordingly, with the speed of unbelievable and…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz