Fresh water Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole function is to make people ask WTF?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydrostatics. If you throw a brick into the ocean, you’ll have…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, so you perceive that you have more to drink.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz