Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s on location in another location.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz