Baseball Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“People who live in brick houses shouldn't throw wrecking balls”

— Josh Stern