Baseball Quotes by Jerry Coleman

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

— Jerry Coleman

The big ballpark can do it all!

— Jerry Coleman

He can be lethal death.

— Jerry Coleman

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

— Jerry Coleman

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

There's two heads to every coin.

— Jerry Coleman

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

— Jerry Coleman

Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.

— Jerry Coleman

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

— Jerry Coleman

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

— Jerry Coleman

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

— Jerry Coleman

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

— Jerry Coleman

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

— Jerry Coleman

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

— Jerry Coleman

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

— Jerry Coleman

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going…

— Jerry Coleman

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

— Jerry Coleman

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

— Jerry Coleman

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

— Jerry Coleman

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

— Jerry Coleman

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because…

— Jerry Coleman

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for…

— Jerry Coleman

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to…

— Jerry Coleman

Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not…

— Jerry Coleman

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

— Jerry Coleman

Your country is bigger than baseball.

— Jerry Coleman

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

— Jerry Coleman

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

— Jerry Coleman

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

— Jerry Coleman

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

— Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

— Jerry Coleman

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

— Jerry Coleman

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

— Jerry Coleman

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

— Jerry Coleman

What a great hitch to pit!

— Jerry Coleman

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

— Jerry Coleman

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

— Jerry Coleman