Baseball Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 3

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

— Jerry Coleman

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

— Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

— Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

— Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

— Jerry Coleman

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

— Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

— Jerry Coleman

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

— Jerry Coleman

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often…

— Jerry Coleman

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

— Jerry Coleman

It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half…

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

— Jerry Coleman

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

— Jerry Coleman

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

— Jerry Coleman

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

— Jerry Coleman

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

— Jerry Coleman

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

— Jerry Coleman

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

— Jerry Coleman

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

— Jerry Coleman

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

— Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

— Jerry Coleman

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

— Jerry Coleman

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

— Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

— Jerry Coleman

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

— Jerry Coleman

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

— Jerry Coleman

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

— Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

— Jerry Coleman