Humor Quotes by Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

— Jerry Coleman

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

— Jerry Coleman

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

— Jerry Coleman

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

— Jerry Coleman

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

— Jerry Coleman

What a great hitch to pit!

— Jerry Coleman

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

— Jerry Coleman

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

— Jerry Coleman

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

— Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

— Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

— Jerry Coleman

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

— Jerry Coleman

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

— Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often…

— Jerry Coleman

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

— Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

— Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

— Jerry Coleman

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

— Jerry Coleman

Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not…

— Jerry Coleman

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

— Jerry Coleman

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

— Jerry Coleman

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

There's two heads to every coin.

— Jerry Coleman

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

The big ballpark can do it all!

— Jerry Coleman

He can be lethal death.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

— Jerry Coleman

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

— Jerry Coleman

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

— Jerry Coleman

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

— Jerry Coleman

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

— Jerry Coleman

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

— Jerry Coleman