Baseball Quote by Jerry Coleman Download Open image “Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.” — Jerry Coleman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Funny Giraffe Giraffe Grabs Gonzo Gonzo Leaps Humor Leap Leaps Like Like Giraffe
'Gonzo' means taking an unknown thing to an unknown place for a known purpose. But sometimes we're lost in an unknown place for no… — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!” — Various Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!” — Brenda Lochinger Copy Share Image
Its funny how super mario can smash bricks with his head but dies when he touch a freaking small turtle! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“When the zebra-striped lizards return, bulbous eyes twisting in every direction, they carry a platter garnished with dried fruit and something that resembles a… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to… — Gaylord Perry Copy Share Image
When you're in the middle of a pennant race, you can't go up there thinking about home runs. — Sammy Sosa Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
Pitchers pitch differently. Hitters, hardly anyone has the same stance. That's just how it is. — Ryan Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Five World Series rings, 3000-plus hits, the fame, the fortune and playing for the second most historic franchise in baseball... These are just some… — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I don't want the electronic strike zone. I like the element of sometimes pitches don't get called. Guys don't receive it well or whatever… — Kyle Schwarber Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH to the National League. — George Brett Copy Share Image
In all honesty, once you become a professional, number one, you're no longer a fan. I don't root for the Dodgers, really. I just… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
When I step into the batters box. The fans, the noise, the cheers, they all disappear. For that moment, the world is just a… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image
