This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but… — Carlin Whisler Bright side Copy Share Image
My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted… — Carlin Whisler Acceptance Copy Share Image
Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals — Carlin Whisler Life Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off… — Carlin Whisler Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
Your makeup looks like you put it on with a shotgun — Carlin Whisler Funny facebook status quote Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the… — Carlin Whisler Children Copy Share Image
My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every… — Carlin Whisler Appreciate life Copy Share Image
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler Funny facebook status quote Copy Share Image
I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell... — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us… — Carlin Whisler Appreciate life Copy Share Image
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Personally I think the reason y Jesus heals cripples is because heaven isn't wheelchair accessible. That shit was built way before wheelchairs.… — Carlin Whisler Best friend Copy Share Image
I think the best way I could ever have had it put... is if somebody breaks your heart.. punch them in the… — Carlin Whisler Being hurt by someone you love Copy Share Image
I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
Did you put your makeup on with a paint brush? or does your face always look like it was gang banged by… — Carlin Whisler Funny facebook status quote Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the… — Carlin Whisler All i want is you Copy Share Image
Over the years I've come to understand a few things.. Happiness and strength endure only in the absence of hate. To hate… — Carlin Whisler Happiness Copy Share Image
Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. — Carlin Whisler Funny facebook status quotes Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
You just think you got game because You slept with your high school teacher.. but I won't bother to bring up the… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
That's more messed up than that time I made out with that hobo.. — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
I've heard more coherent things out of a schizophrenic with threats — Carlin Whisler Funny facebook status quote Copy Share Image
I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
