After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin. — Luc Besson Copy Share Image
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two… — George Sand Copy Share Image
“Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with… — Jane Jenkins Herlong Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When there’s an ache, you want to be like aspirin, not vitamins. Aspirin solves a very particular problem someone has, whereas vitamins… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security. — Jean-Marie Guehenno Copy Share Image
Movie failures are like the common cold. You can stay in bed and take aspirin for six days and recover. Or you… — Gene Tierney Copy Share Image
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. — Fiorello H. La Guardia Copy Share Image
In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to be able… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
She is the elephant’s eyebrows,” Evie whispered appreciatively. “Those jewels! How her neck must ache.” “That’s why Bayer makes aspirin,” Mabel whispered… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
After the sale of Celtel, I really wanted to give the money back, and I had a number of choices - to… — Mo Ibrahim Copy Share Image
No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and… — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
“Diclofenac, cow aspirin, given to cattle as a muscle relaxant, to ease pain and increase the production of milk, works—worked—like nerve gas… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain. not shoes but a place to walk.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac. — Joseph A. Califano, Jr Copy Share Image
I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be… — Joseph Pilates Copy Share Image
