I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin. — Luc Besson Copy Share Image
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two… — George Sand Copy Share Image
“Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with… — Jane Jenkins Herlong Copy Share Image
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When there’s an ache, you want to be like aspirin, not vitamins. Aspirin solves a very particular problem someone has, whereas vitamins… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security. — Jean-Marie Guehenno Copy Share Image
In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to be able… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
She is the elephant’s eyebrows,” Evie whispered appreciatively. “Those jewels! How her neck must ache.” “That’s why Bayer makes aspirin,” Mabel whispered… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
After the sale of Celtel, I really wanted to give the money back, and I had a number of choices - to… — Mo Ibrahim Copy Share Image
I think it says something about our culture. We, maybe, need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the… — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and… — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain. not shoes but a place to walk.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
