Aspirin Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Download Open image “Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.” — Kurt Vonnegut ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aspirin This world World
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
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“Have a good nap, did you?” said the porter. “Yes,” said Billy. “Man,” said the porter, “you sure had a hard-on.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The town was Newport, Rhode Island, U.S.A., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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“You finally fell in love, I see,” said Salo. “Only an Earthling year ago,” said Constant. “It took us that long to realize that… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Like all Earthlings at the point of death, Mary Young sent faint reminders of herself to those who had known her. She released a… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“And contrast Mary Kathleen, if you will, with my wife Ruth, the Ophelia of the death camps, who believed that even the most intelligent… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. — Fiorello H. La Guardia Copy Share Image
Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin. — Bill James Copy Share Image
“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin.” — Vangelis Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease. — Ralph Abernathy Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at NIH, the… — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
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