Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Download Open image ““Most thing in this world don't work, but aspirin do”” — Kurt Vonnegut ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.” — Janice Thompson Copy Share Image
“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already in my pocket. Then it took me another… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Just because something DOES NOT work, that doesn't mean it CANNOT.” — Sarah M. Cradit Copy Share Image
“one teaspoon of ground cumin may be about the equivalent of a baby aspirin.” — Michael Greger Copy Share Image
“Nothing epitomizes the futility of human striving quite like aspartame.” — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
“When you view your world exclusively through the lens of science, your prescription will never be strong enough.” — Jay Nichols Copy Share Image
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried doing nothing? It's actually really hard. There are so many distractions. But it's the best feeling in the world. If… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“How is feeling like a failure supposed to help me? The way I see it, they should invent some pill that just makes you… — Amy Reed Copy Share Image
“I took my pills, but the pills are like words, they don't always mean anything even when they should.” — Dot Hutchison Copy Share Image
“You must bloom as a writer and I must bloom as a painter. Everything else about us is uninteresting.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Have a good nap, did you?” said the porter. “Yes,” said Billy. “Man,” said the porter, “you sure had a hard-on.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I told him that if we doubted that we are demons in Hell, he should read The Mysterious Stranger, which Mark Twain wrote in… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Thomas Jefferson High School [..] His high school was named after a slave owner who was also one of the world’s greatest theoreticians on… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I had a certain amount of skill as a dramatist, and Dr. Goebbels wanted me to use it” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The town was Newport, Rhode Island, U.S.A., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Her face was one of a kind, a surprising variation that made observers think, Yes--that would be another very nice way for people to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You finally fell in love, I see,” said Salo. “Only an Earthling year ago,” said Constant. “It took us that long to realize that… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Like all Earthlings at the point of death, Mary Young sent faint reminders of herself to those who had known her. She released a… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“And contrast Mary Kathleen, if you will, with my wife Ruth, the Ophelia of the death camps, who believed that even the most intelligent… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
