Aspirin Quote by Fiorello H. La Guardia

I Can Give A HEADACHE To An ASPIRIN

— Ritu Ghatourey

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

— Anonymous

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

— Anonymous

“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.”

— Janice Thompson

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

— Paul McCartney

I don't even take aspirin.

— Eric Davis

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and…

— George Sand

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

— Paul McCartney

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:…

— Carlin Whisler

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Just the usual. Aspirin, vitamin C, a shot of whiskey.” That last was my great aunt Maureen’s remedy for whatever ailed you. She usually…

— Suzanne M. Trauth

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

— Groucho Marx