Children Quote by Anonymous

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

— Anonymous

“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.”

— Janice Thompson

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:…

— Carlin Whisler

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and…

— George Sand

I Can Give A HEADACHE To An ASPIRIN

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with an aspirin…

— Jane Jenkins Herlong

I don't even take aspirin.

— Eric Davis

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

— George Clinton

I live with very serious headaches, even though I am on daily medication.

— Abby Johnson

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

— Paul McCartney

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

— Paul McCartney

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

— Chuck Palahniuk