I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
It's a good thing I actually care and ask , if you're going to be like that then I won't ask anymore. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
If Facebook Doesn't Make You Happy Then You're Probably 'Liking' And Following The Wrong People... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
Facebook is getting more and more funny.., it asks you What's Happening and in your friends wall it comes up when they… — Essekia Paul Copy Share Image
Best Quote Ever : Between controlling others with your tears and controlling tears for others, we grew up...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
