420 facebook status Quote by Desmond Fouche Download Open image “Why Tweet on Twitter when you can Fook on Facebook!” — Desmond Fouche ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare 420 facebook status Clever facebook status Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty facebook status
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
Twitter needs to become more of a platform on the web. If Twitter went away today, people would just turn to Facebook. If Facebook… — David Cohen Copy Share Image
How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then ! — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any… — Phil Elvrum Copy Share Image
Facebook Status are more coneectnd I think, while twitter create so much confusion in users minds. Because people post so many links their. Nice… — Sihle Copy Share Image
I know what Twitter is; I don't use it. I don't use Facebook, so luckily, it does zero to my ego. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
Tweeting happens to be a modern day form of communication. I mean, you can like it or not like it. I have, between Facebook… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming." Well, the… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Don't spread fiction when you have no fact, it just creates friction and shows no tact. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Love; Priceless. Add materialistic value to it and it becomes Worthless. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
EU and US imposing sanctions on Russia, they are calling it a Putiny. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
My mind makes the choice, my conscience is the voice, it's my souls job to measure and my body gets the pleasure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Love doesn't hurt, people do, why restrain yourself because of someone else? — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
I'm a reject, a failure, a sinner at large. I'm not a winner or anyone's medal or up on a pedestal. These are my… — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
I have contemplated suicide. The prospect of Hell scared the death out of me. — Desmond Fouché Copy Share Image
Love has no weight and therefore can never be balanced. As long as you don't fall out of love at the same time. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
I don't know what's worse ; losing your soul mate or discovering that they never were to start with. — Desmond Fouché Copy Share Image
When you are at your greatest display an act of kindness. When you are frail, remember your strength — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Caring can be mistaken for jealousy, but jealousy can only be likened to envy. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Friends and lover are a blessing from almighty God and a faithful friend/lover is worth more than gold. What can be a better time… — Leodonessiony Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Men are scared of a Good Woman, Because that means he has to come correct ..No half steppin. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
