Twitter Quotes

I'm not on social media.

— Chris Chibnall

Facebook creeps me out.

— Markus Persson

Search me on fb akkii mercy

— Akkii Mercy

I've never done Twitter.

— J. J. Abrams

Oxymoron: Funny Female

— Nikhil Saluja

Famous Cat On Facebook :D

— Danish

Thanks To Facebook

— Anonymous

Myspace hurts my eyes.

— Jimmy Wales

Sometimes I post quotes on Twitter.

— Jesse Bradford

I remain at your disposal, always use me. - DustBin

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;

— Nikhil Saluja

Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer

— Nikhil Saluja

You won't see Moonves on Twitter.

— Leslie Moonves

Facebook…… Face Book…sukz &_&

— Suman Rai

This social-networking thing takes you to crazy places.

— Bill Gates

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I wonder if monsters waste as much time on Facebook as humans do?”

— Jason Rose

I'm a firm believe in no texting while driving. That means no twitter/Facebook while driving either.

— Anonymous

Trolls online are constantly giving you sexist comments.

— Fallon Sherrock

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.

— Amy

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^

— Melchor Lim

“Social media: the promise of friends at the price of friendship.”

— Matthew Keefer

I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.

— Cher

Well, I already had some influence through social media, so modeling is a way to boost that to a higher level.

— Jordyn Woods

Social media has changed everything. Since we're talking about what we do when we wake up and posting it, we're talking about…

— Maria Taylor

I started so slowly and had so few followers and then it kind of sort of snowballed. I still feel an intimacy…

— Jennifer Ehle

“Different social media networks are used for different communication to the extent that the written word still prevails over visuals. However, in…

— Maxim Behar

Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Watsapp but its important to have some friends who can…

— Anonymous

Social networking sites like Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook have literally exploded in popularity in just a few short years.

— Mike Fitzpatrick

In reality, quitting Facebook is much more problematic than the company's executives suggest, if only because users cannot extract all the intangible…

— Evgeny Morozov

“The day I try to ride someone who thinks propagating the belief that all us gays are disease spreaders who need to…

— Megan Erickson

Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

— Anonymous

“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit…

— Angela Knight

I've heard people on panels say, 'You must have a Web site. You need to tweet. Repeat the title of your book…

— Maureen Johnson

Twitter has allowed the conversation to broaden and become more inclusive. At times, the conversation is really tense but that's because we're…

— Roxane Gay

Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town…

— H Gary

“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the…

— Andy Zaltzman

In the age of social media and dating apps, so many people are able to hide behind their Instagram page or their…

— AJ Michalka

“Not unlike a selfie on Instagram or a well-crafted tweet, the computer screen projects the image I choose to portray. We all…

— Connor Franta

“Jack and Ev looked at each other for a moment in the boardroom. At that moment neither realized that they were both…

— Nick Bilton